My 24 Priest had a quest requiring a walk to Ratchet, might as well take the boat to Booty Bay. Why not fly to Westfall? Presto, I am standing at the entrance of Deadmines scratching my butt, waiting for a group.
A 21 Druid invites and I accept. There is an 18 Hunter and a 29 Warrior in the group. The Druid thinks we need an additional player but the Warrior thinks we’ve got too many already. The Hunter is in Stormwind working on some quests. The Warrior wants it clearly understood that he is a mercenary and that the cost for him taking us through Deadmines is two BOP. He also expects that we roll “greed” on everything, even BOE, no rolling “need” at all. I’ve only been playing WoW for a year, so I had no idea what they were talking about, but it was clear, I wasn’t going to get any loot. I figured I’d pass on everything. After all, it’s only Deadmines. Who could possibly care about anything that drops in there? This morning I realized they were talking about Bind on Pickup and Bind on Equip.
The Hunter goes AFK, the Warrior goes for a smoke. The Hunter eventually gets to Westfall, but he’s working on an escort mission that isn’t going well. At one point I see he’s taking major damage. I charge off looking for him, I am a Priest after all, and find him sitting on the ground, barely alive, near Sentinel Hill. I buffed and healed him and ran back to Deadmines.
Patience and I aren’t friends. We don’t get along at all. I’ve always had this saying that, “patience is for cows standing in line at the slaughter house.” Yes, I know that doesn’t mean anything, but it’s what I say. After 30 minutes or so of this foolishness I decide that I’m giving this group 10 more minutes to get started. It didn’t happen. 15 minutes later the Hunter is complaining and failing at his escort mission, and the Warrior is making it clear for the tenth time that he gets two BOP, and I’m all, “Thanks for the group everybody, good luck”, out of here. I gate back to Astranaar in Ashenvale.
It was one of my better Deadmines groups. I didn’t die once.